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Updated as of 16/04/2024


The history of Guallah

*Important, the GGG and the Guallah group are not the same

The origins of Guallah goes back to the 24th of August 2020. On that day, the discord server “hudi gæng” was made by the three original founders, Kristian, Even and Wilter. This group started as a joke or meme group that had no real purpose other than to create a platform for a group of friends to come together. After about a week, the group changed its name to “The Guallah group” (norsk: “Guallah gruppa”) and multiple classmates joined the group over time. In December of the same year, the first version of “Gurse” was created, this is what became Gunigma two years later. This period from August to the end of December is known as the “first heyday - the rise of Guallah” (norsk: “første storhetstid – Guallahs framvekst”). The group had no real ideology during this time but had a big anti-law and anti-state belief. The group continued expanding slowly, with nothing special happening before April 2021.


The 22nd of April 2021, the Guallah group showed how influential it had become by arranging a marriage in the class, marrying one of the original founders. After this great success the group expanded even further, both in terms of members and influence. This continued to the middle of August 2021, when the group entered a small decline after two of the original founders, Even, left and Wilter took more distance from the group. This laid the path to a reformation of Guallah, which started on the 10th of October 2021. The reformation saw two of the members, Akram and Magnus replace the two now irrelevant original founders. They were given the rank of Protef, which they still hold to this day. Another member of Guallah, Aleksander, was given the rank of “Lord”, his full title became “Lord Anglus Sandalus of Svalbard”, this title was later expanded to “Lord Anglus Sandalus of Svalbard the First, ‘Giraffes of the Greatest’” (norsk: “Lord Anglus Sandalus av Svalbard den første, ‘Sjiraffer av de største’”. The reformation of 2021 lasted throughout the rest of the year, and it would pay off.


2022 was without doubt the greatest year for Guallah. The first half year became the “second heyday – Guallahs golden age” (norsk: “andre storhetstid – Guallahs gullalder”). The year started with the joining of multiple members and April became the golden age of the Guallah discord server. A firm anti-communist and anti-socialist stance became the more or less official ideology of the group. On the 25th of April, the Guallah group arranged its second marriage, once again proving the influence the group had gotten. The second marriage was even better than the last one, the Guallah group had gathered almost all the class, even its teachers for the event. The influence of Guallah had reached a point where the group was able to dictate what the schooltime was used for, along with commanding the actions of its members. On the 2nd of June, the first book of Guallah “Galulu” was published, the work consisted of events the Group had gone through over the years and reached a total of 29 pages. Also in June, a class trip became the center point for reflecting back at this golden age, the Guallah group reached all throughout the class and even some outside as well.


This golden age though, would not last. In June, most of the members would no longer be in the same class, let alone school. The members were placed with many new people, which greatly reduced its once great influence. The second half of 2022 became the dark age of Guallah, the mood and power of the group was at an all-time low. This downtime would last well into 2023, only stopping in April when a second reformation took place. This time, unlike in 2021, the reformation was not internal, instead of reworking the internal structure of the Guallah group, a mother group, the Greater Guallah Group (GGG) was created. Multiple smaller groups decided to join in under the GGG. This system with a mother group and multiple subgroups is how the GGG has such decentralized groupings that still come together in the GGG. This reformation, unlike the last one, would not result in a golden age. It became clear that another reformation was needed for that, an internal one.


During the second half of 2023, the Guallah group once again expanded, regaining some of its local influence within the school class. The GGG on the other hand, would greatly expand. The GGG would open to multiple smaller communities which now lay under the group. One can simplify 2023 down to a buildup year, where a reformation allowed for an aggressive expansion of the GGG, but it would also make a clear breach between the Guallah group and the GGG. The original group, the Guallah group was no longer the central part, the GGG was, and the Guallah group was just a small part of said group. The long standing and powerful Guallah group had become a small puppet of the much more powerful Greater Guallah Group.


In 2024, the Guallah group continued to fade more and more into a state of neutrality and meaningless existence, similar to how it “just existed” right after it was made. Even though the Guallah group no longer has its great influence and power, it still lives as the original group, and continued to grow and incorporate its new members. By March of 2024, it had become clear to everyone that the Guallah group had become irrelevant, and the GGG along with its like, the ALL was the only groups that really mattered. The now needed third reformation is in the making, with the internal works of the GGG instead of the Guallah group being reworked.